Endless joke

Father:Son tomorrow is your final exam,you have 2 paths:to pass or fail,if you pass i'll be happy.If you fail you have 2 paths:to be a street gang member or register in military.If you turn a street gang member,OK but if you Register you have 2 paths:To be put in police or army.If you're police thats OK.But if you go to the army you have 2 paths:Front in formation or Backup.It's good if you're in backup.But if you're in front you have 2 paths:To go home safe or be shot.If you go home bless the lord.But if you are shot you have 2 paths:To get well or die.If you get well thank the doctor.But if you die you have 2 paths:To rot or be eaten by dogs.If dogs eat you then very well.But if you rot you have 2 paths:To be turned into Petrol or Sauce in restaurant.If you are going to be a sauce in a restaurant i'll eat you.But if you're turned into petrol you have 2 paths:To be turned into Cars oil or cleaning instruments.If you turned into an oil,you will be burned in it.But if you become a cleaning instrument you have 2 paths:To turn to a toothpaste or toilet paper.If you're toothpaste I wish you're signal not coolgate.But if you become toilet paper You have 2 paths:..............

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