A dum guy fell in love...His leg was broken.

Guy:My mother is very heavy,yesterday she gave me her weight Ithought it was her telephone no.

Father:Son tomorrow is your final exam,you have 2 paths:to pass or fail,if you pass i'll be happy.If you fail you have 2 paths:to be a street gang member or register in military.If you turn a street gang member,OK but if you Register you have 2 paths:To be put in police or army.If you're police...

one day a boy went to a docter telling him that he want to be alive for 100 years the docter told him do you know any girls he said no do you play poker he said no do you drink cigarettes he said no do you smoke he said no do you stay in night he said no.

One day a boy was smoking he slept next to his brother he cut his brother's head and went on laughing and said when my brother wake up he is not going to know where is his head.